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Originally Posted by VINMAN
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alright alright what the hell is wrong with dis picture vinman????
first we have the "before" pic of the uber zoomy ge-racen boot.
and then we have the "after " pic of das boot ge-fuched fubar'ed beyond all words.
what the hell gives here. as a long standing member of the u.s.c.g. aux(crewmember jes shy of coxswain) i demand an intelligent in depth analysis of this incredible devastation.
my ideas that come to mind:
1) an exocet miss-kill nailed yer ass.
2) a rogue untersee-boot nailed you with a torpedo ("torpedos los")
3) sky lab fell on you
4) the freeking andrea doria was lurking off the east coast after being resurfaced
5) the real name of the boat is "PT-109" and the jap navy drilled ya
6)recent fiberglass repairs failed
7) the u.s.s. missouri fired a salvo at you from her main guns
8) latest greatest stealth tech u.s. navy ship based in san diego came for a visit
9) a reef was struck
10) a buoy was struck
11) a sandbar was struck
12) a whale was struck
13) another race boat hit a wave or wake and careened into you
14) poor design too big of a wave hit full speed
15) pilot error
pick one and elaborate please for us inquiring minds