I'm just trying to overload Wayne's server with hits.
But really - have you ever looked at those romance "novels" women read? Porn! Plain and simple. My wife was telling me some of the stuff in those books. I looked for myself. Made me blush! I mean...it's some pretty filthy stuff. Back door kinda stuff. I asked her how that was any different than the kinda porn men are into other than one is visual and the other is narrative. "Totally different!" Never did understand the explaination other than it had something to do with "feelings" and romance. Uh-huh.
Hypocrites!