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I've found no compelling reason to join Facebook or MySpace.

I left all of my exes back in high school--where they belong. (I was "free" the first two years of college and started dating my now-wife my junior year.) As an added bonus, I never dated anyone in my own grade in high school--I won't even see them at reunions!

Okay, so I did have a fling with a high school classmate in college who turned out to be a psycho. And she did try to break up me and my wife by telling her that I was a coke head (never touched the stuff) and telling me that my wife was trying to get pregnant by me (we hadn't consummated yet at that point) to trap me into marriage. And she did drop out of college and move to Colorado when she realized no one bought her lies and the game was up......But thankfully SHE didn't show up to the reunion.

Still, I don't want my exes to find me. I wasn't exactly good at breaking up with girls in high school.