[Nader]

Annoyed, I punched this word into Pelican's search and got an astounding number of matches. Why do you use this word? Are you:

1. A master thespian?
2. Wearing tights? Or ruffles?
3. Travelling through time?
4. A user of words like "Hark!" "Betwixt" and "Wherefor?"
5. A sword owner?
6. At a renaissance fair.... in your mind?
7. Saying it out loud and not getting beaten up?
8. Going to trendy bars and ordering a flagon of mead, just for kicks?
9. Using it when discussing cars, sports, tools, or firearms?
10. Bookish, or pretending to be so?
11. A hopeless romantic?
12. Battling your friends with padded weapons in the park on weekends?
13. Able to quote Monty Python movies line for line?

Okay, that's enough. I feel a little better. But seriously, knock it off. It's lame.