This dolt hath deigned to change his city's name
whilst thinking "clever me, who playeth game
of sly corruption of the name Bellevue
by wittily renaming it Smellvue!"
whilst unbeknownst to that poor village churl
inhabitants of Bellevue mostly view
such truculence as really quite askew
and looketh down upon it as quite lame
to play that childish simple-minded game
and thinketh it (if thoughts indeed come later)
as nothing more than churlish Nader's nadir.
Methinks....maybe?
