[Super_Dave_D]

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How many Eagles does it take to win a Superbowl? A: The world may never know

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Grizzly Bear, a deadly Rattlesnake, and a Philly Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
ANSWER: Shoot the Philly fan... Twice.

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !