[Superman]

High-glamour, the kind that takes a bunch of time and a dozen jars of paint and chemicals, no longer impresses me. Faces with little or no make-up, but filled with joy, are WAY WAY more attractive. I prefer less hair rather than more, but consider hair-taming efforts a bonus rather than an expectation. Lately, I've been helping and it's pretty darned fun. She never shaves. She plucks and waxes. She's definitely a hippie chick and sometimes there's fuzz but by the time we get to the James Cotton concert tomorrow night, she will be smooth as a baby's bottom. I'll have trouble concentrating on the concert.

Again, these matters I consider bonus activities. In the hierarchy of things that make a woman desirable, hair removal ranks poorly. Values and attitude head the list, followed by things such as availability and responsiveness, if you know what I mean. I am a very lucky man. I've got my own squeaky toy.