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So let me get this straight....
Super dude who can shape shift into animals, is out stealing cars, cause like going straight to the Talk show curcuit and living a cush life as a side show freak, he decides to steal cars in Nigeria? Cause like Driving in Nigeria is such a treat?
Then said super dude, when cornered by the mob makes the brilliant choice of turning himself into a Goat.... Not a bird that could fly away. Not a Insect that wouldn't be noticed, Not a Lion, that could prolly scare the villagers and get away.
A goat.
Yeah. Nothing to mock here even if it is true.
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Wrap me up in my old flying jacket,
And give me a joystick to hold, to hold,
And I'll soar once again o'er the trenches
And thus shall my exploits be told.
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