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I was once on a long bus tour through Mexico with a hoard o Americanos. One was an older woman who ate something she should not of, felt queasy, and in response, took a bunch of dehydration pills (too many, in fact). Somehow, someway, the old woman leaked during the long tour ride. The smell was so odious, people demanded she get thrown off the bus, though that never did happen. An old woman who spoke no Spanish couldn't exactly be abandoned by the side of the road between Las Flores and Morelia.