[LeeH]

I find it interesting, but a bit sad, that anyone who owns a Porsche 911 would categorically "hate" another vehicle. I've seen three different movies (most recently "The Kid" with Bruce Willis) in the past month where rich, selfish, stuck up snobs drove Porsche 911s. Obviously the people who wrote/produced these movies were trying to follow a stereotype that is generally accepted by society in the development of these characters.

And then there's this prize often circulated on the internet:

An elephant and a mouse are walking together through the jungle when the elephant falls into a very large hole. The hole is so large that try as he might, Jumbo is unable to climb out. So the mouse says "Hang on, I'll get something to drag you out with" and disappears. A little while later the mouse returns driving a Porsche and with a rope tied to the bumper, he drags the elephant out of the hole. The two friends continue their stroll through the jungle when all of a sudden, the mouse falls into a hole. The elephant immediately stands over the hole and squatting over it, lowers his penis so the mouse can grab it and get lifted out.

The moral of this story is that if your **** is long enough, you dont need a Porsche.

Too bad that someone would think less of you as a person because of your choice of vehicle and/or hobby, isn't it?

I guess I'm twiced damned!

Edit for language -Z-man.