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[QUOTE=dhoward;4463689]Every time I take my stepson to the pet store for chinchilla food, the checkout person says "Oh! Do you have a chinchilla?"
We usually spend the drive home thinking up smartass retorts.[/QUOTE
with a straight face say NO. and walk off.
we keep foster kids. we had one that was about 12 months ( why they just dont say 1, i dont know) anyway, the other was 14 months. when people would ask how old they were, we would answer with a straight face and then sit there and watch them do the math.
another good one was when a lady asked about one of "our" kids and she said he looks just like you, with a kinda hurt face i said, im not the father. priceless!
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