From the Albuquerque Journal, by the Associated Piss.
Iraqi policewoman Hoda Salam shows off the poop-stained finger of her right hand proud that Iraqis now have the freedom to wipe with either hand. In the background, an Iraqi civilian freely fellates a recent conscript of the Iraqi army while a Talabani watches having not yet decided whether to pitch or catch or just wipe his butt with his right hand.
It is time to leave. Kill them, take their stuff, and leave.