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Running from a snake is one thing, and I completely understand. Other things don't paint quite the formidible picture.
Back in the summer of 1987 (I am dating myself here) I was attending Penn State's summer session. I was sitting out on what is known as the Hub Lawn...lots of outdoor studying and hot babes sunning themselves...it was great. One day out of nowhere a girl comes tearing across the Lawn screaming her head off....I shiat you not when I say that it was a squirrel that was chasing her. I thought I was going to need to be recusitated I was laughing so hard.
See, at PSU the squirrels beg for food, esp peanuts. They would actually sit on your knee or shoulder and eat peanuts. Apparently this squirrel wanted more and was jumping at her leg when she ran out of peanuts. It is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life...the sight of a squirrel chasing a (very pretty too) girl and her screaming her head off....forever etched into my mind.
Squirrels....they be dangerous.
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