An Indian walks into the reservation general store to buy toilet paper. The store manager asks if he wants a brand name or generic toilet paper. the Indian asks, "what generic?"
The manager explains that it is a less expensive type of toilet paper. The Indian buys the generic brand.
the next day he walks into the store and tells the manager "you no call it generic, you call it John Wayne toilet paper".
The manager asks why.
The Indian replies, "because it's rough and tough, and don't take no shiite off of Indian".
I know that wasn't PC but if it offended anyone and you feel the need to complain, GFY.