[svandamme]

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. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life.2
. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow.3
. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke
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. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid
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. You actually enjoy driving around a rotary
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. You do not recognize the letter 'R' as a part of the English language
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. Your social security number starts with a zero
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. You can actually find your way around the streets of Boston
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. You know what a 'regular' coffee is
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. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round
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. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent
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. Springfield is located 'way out west.' 13
. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space
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. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester , Billerica , Gloucester , Peabody and Haverhill
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. Anyone you don't know is a potential idiot until proven otherwise
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. Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts or CVS Pharmacy within eyeshot at all times
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. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday just to buy alcohol
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. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski
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. You know there's a trophy at the end of the Bean Pot
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. You order iced coffee in January
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. You know that the Purple Line will take you anywhere
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. You love scorpion bowls
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. You know what they sell at a Packie
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. Sorry Manny, but number 24 means DEWEY EVANS
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. You know what First Night is
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. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus
. Bonus: You know how to pronounce Seamus
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. McLobster = McCrap 28
. You know at least 2 cops in your town because they were your high school drinking buddies
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. You know there are 6 New England states, but that Connecticut really doesn't count
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. You give incomprehensible directions to tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then say to yourself 'Ah, screw them.' 31
. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call
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. You hate the Kennedys, but you vote for them anyway
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. You know holding onto the railing when riding the Green Line is not optional
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. The numbers '78 and '86 make you cringe
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. You've been to Goodtimes 36
. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day
. (...and they DO)
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. You have never actually been to 'Cheers.' 38
. The words ' WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together
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. You've been to Fenway Park
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. You've gone to at least one party at UMass
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. You own a 'Yankees Suck' shirt or hat.< /FONT> 42
. You know what a Frappe is
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. You've been to Hempfest
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. You know who Frank Averuch is
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. You know Frank Averuch was once Bozo the Clown 46
. You can complete the following: 'Lynn, Lynn .....' 47
. You get pissed off when a restaurant serves clam chowder, and it turns out to be ******' Snows
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. You actually know how to merge from six lanes of traffic down to one
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. The TV weatherman is damn good if he's right 25% of the time
. 50.You never go to Cape Cod,' you go 'down the Cape '51
. You think that Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger
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. You know who Whitey Bulger is
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. You went to the Swan Boats,House of Seven Gables, or Plymouth Plantation on a field trip in elementary school
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. Bobby Orr is loved as much as Larry Bird, Tom Brady, and Ted Williams
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. You remember Major Mudd
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. You know what candlepin bowling is
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. You can drive f rom the mountains to the ocean all in one day
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. You know Scollay Square once stood where Government Center is
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. When you were a kid, Rex Trailer was the coolest guy around
. Speaking of which...
. You can still hum the song from the end of Boom Town 61
. Calling Carrabba's an 'Italian' restaurant is sacrilege
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. You still have your old Flexible Flyer somewhere in your parents' attic
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. You know that route 128 is some kind of strange weather dividing line
. snow /rain 64
. The only time you've been on the Freedom Trail is when relatives are in town
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. The Big Dig tunnel disaster wasn't a surprise
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. You call guys you've just met 'Chief' or 'Boss.' 67
. 4:15pm and pitch black out means only 3 more shopping days until Christmas
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. You know more than one person with the last name Murphy
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. You refer to Savin Hill as 'Stab 'n Kill.' 70
. You've eaten at Durgin Park , and recommend it to tourists
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. You can't look at the zip code 02134 without singing it
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. You voted for a Republican Mormon as Governor just to screw with the rest of the country
. 73 11 pm ? Drunk? It means one thing: Kowloons! 74
. 2 am ? Drunk? It means one thing: Kelly's! The one on Revere Beach not the one o n Route 1
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. 5 am ? Drunk? It means one thing: You wish you had a blanket in your back seat
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. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group
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. People you don't like are all 'Bastids.' 78
. You took off school or work for the Patriots first Super Bowl Win Parade
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. You've called something 'wicked pissa.' 80
. You'll always get razzed for Dukakis
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. Saturday af ternoons meant Creature Double Feature with Dale Dorman
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. Sunday mornings m eant the Three Stooges on Channel 38
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. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater
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. No, you don't trust the Gorton's Fisherman
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. You k now that Papa Gino's usually has a jukebox
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. You think Aerosmith is the greatest rock band of all time 87
. Your town has at least 6 pizza and roast beef shops
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. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frankie
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. 20 degrees is downright balmy as long as there is no wind- then it gets wicked cold
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. You were very sad when saying goodbye to the Boston Garden
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. Thanksgiving means family, turkey, High School football, and the long version of Alice 's Restaurant
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. You know the guy who founded the Boston Pops was named Athah Feedlah
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. You know what the Combat Zone is
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. You actually drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax
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. You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left
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. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop
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. You've been to Hampton Beach on a Saturday night
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. Playing street hockey was a daily after school ritual
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. Hearing an old lady shout 'Numbah 96 for Sioux City !' means it's time for steak
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. You remember Jordan Marsh, Filene's, Grants, Bradlees, Caldor, Zayres, or Ann & Hope
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. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts .