[911Rob]

>A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

>Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

>The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy
****. That must be my husband!'

>So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as
fast as he could go.

>A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at
the woman, 'I AM your husband!'