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Been there. Not that specifically, but similar things.
Living around here I usually have one strange happening every month or two.
Once, when I was at a neighborhood-style party for 4th of july at the neighbor's two houses down. we were al pretty drunk and shooting fireworks off and such. We had just moved in and just met the neighbors that night and it was pretty cool. Then the neighbor 1 house down gets home and we yell to him to come over and party. He does. He is a man in his late 20's who is larger and very spanish. He has met my other neighbors before but not us (me and my roomate) He looks at me and says "Hey are you the new neighbors?" and I reply yes we are. He then says, and I sh&% you not, directly after: "Do you guys smoke crack?" I replied, slowly, confused: "No.." He then, without missing a beat, asked "Do you wanna come over to my place?"
Weird, weird man. We actually did go over to his place, mainly because I was extremely intoxicated and curious now. Needless to say I don't think there was any crack cocaine around his house but I am fairly sure he deals in some quantities of cannabis..
Still, who greets new neighbors with "Do you guys do crack?"
Also, a good friend of mine was in the local WalMart (a heaven for crazy people stories), in the canned food ilse when he heard a woman gasp loudly and sorta scream a bit. He looked over and saw a woman in shock and a man down on his knees proposing to her. In the canned food isle at the local Po-dunk walmart. Yea, way to go man. And then, on the same trip to walmart, he is walking out the doors and hears some yelling. It was a man by a car yelling to a woman, and he quotes:
"Fine! you can just take the car, and the kid, and get the hell out of my life! I don't *#&%ing love you anymore anyways!"
to which she replied
"I've been cheating on you!"
.... full circle right there folks, at the Rolla WalMart.
Now the only way that story could get better is if the two incidents happened to be the same couple...
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