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Originally Posted by legion

Worst paintball moments:

I was crawling to a bunker while a friend was providing cover fire. He had a paintball break in his barrel. The slime from the broken paintball gave the next shot fired and unpredictable tragectory. He hit me right in the butthole. I was out, and sore.

Getting hit in the throat.

Getting hit in the facemask in the mouth. The mask acts as a strainer and the goo continues into your open mouth. Paintballs have a gelatin shell with a fish oil/food coloring filler. Some colors (like red and orange) use iodine too. Some manufacturers use soap in the mix. I got hit with one in this manner that contained soap. I couldn't get that taste out of my mouth for hours, no matter how much beer I drank...

So you were getting it in both ends? What position where you in to get it in the butthole? Usually the cheeks have got to be spread for that. You sure you guys weren't alone in the woods for that "game"?

Just way too much weirdness in your post.