[Porsche-O-Phile]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

1. Re: The dissolving receipt... I find it hard to believe in this day and age they don't have electronic records of the sale (we all know they do).

2. When I went into a Homo Depot in a small town in Kentucky we had to beat the helpers off with a stick... seriously, we couldn't walk twenty feet without someone running up to us asking "can I help you?"
It was like some weird parallel universe.

3. With money being tight I have actually considered taking on a part time job there... however I afraid once they found I am marginally competent they would badger me to work full time or become a manager.

Don't worry - in my experience it's usually the incompetent ones that get promoted. You should be fine.