I can do product evaluations of blowjobs. I'm not exactly sure how skilled a virgin is going to be, though...
Further information, The return info on the UPS envelope has an address in Brownsburg, IN. I checked it out on google maps, which also has street view. A Blank open field.
And the envelope has a from: "Sur la Table"
Oh, and the tracking information, it came from LA
OK, which one of you California jerks is trying to scam me!