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Then go up to him and take your glove off, finger by finger, and slap him in the face with it, challenging him to a duel while shouting "I demand honor, sir!"

This!

But seriously... just roll your eyes, mutter "Dip****!" or whatever your preferred epithet is for these idiots and walk on. You can't explain to a moron just how stupid he is.