[onewhippedpuppy]

We had a roommate pass out drunk one night. We lifted up his mattress with him in it, folded it like a hot dog bun (cheap bed), and carried it outside. We then set up his bed frame on the front porch. Now you must understand, we were the first apartment on the ground floor next to the parking lot, so everyone in the complex had to walk past our apartment to get to their cars. He woke up in the morning in his bed, wearing only his boxers, on our front porch, in a pool of his own urine. The sound of some girls laughing woke him up. Good times.....