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Location: East of Eden, West of the Sun
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A sign of the times
Two frogs sitting by a lily pond getting to know each other. Eventually the female says
"I'm not really a frog, I'm really a princess."
"As it happens" says the male frog "I'm not a frog either, I'm an automobile assembley worker"
"Oh, were you cursed by the wicked witch as well?"
"I don't really know, the unemployment office organised it!"
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Where once the giants walked now Mickey Mouse is king.
My other car is also a Porsche.
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