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I walk into a bar/restruant and there is this little old Chinese man who is being made fun of by all the guys int the bar. He asks me to carry him home as he is too old and weak to get home by himself. So I carry him home. Upon entering the house I ask him how old he is? He replys that he is 25,000 years old. I look down say, "I will never live to be that old." He says, "Yes you will."
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