Yeah, you're definitely hanging in the wrong places, Kyle. Fighting is the official sport of idiots in Minnesota, don't know why. I drove a cab nights in Mpls. in the mid-'90s and it was like belonging to a boxing gym, I got so much exercise. Plus a couple more scars on my brow.
Just ignore the idiots, drives 'em crazy. If you hang out in really drunken bars that do not have enough hot women in them, chances are good for hassles/brawls. And before everyone accuses me of being one of those MN. idiots, I avoided plenty of fights as well. Most all of my cab driving fights were with drunks that would not calm down or slapped me in the head, etc... I will admit that I light-up like a torch when angered. Anywhooo...
Hang out with nicer people in nicer places and let those idiots bash each other in the face in the shyt bars.