I love my wife even more than my 914! They are really similar I've noticed though. When I get home from work I always have a list of projects that must be done. When I go in the garage it's the same. I must admit sometimes the garage gets first dibs. When I get upset with my wife she gets pissed at me & 1 way or another makes me regret ever having been upset in the first place. When I get upset with my 914 & scream at it it doesn't really scream back. It just laughs & says I'm really gonna screw you now. It is a strange phenomenon. When I show my wife my appreciation of her she beams. When I show my appreciation for my 914 & take it for a loving drive. She just tells me I don't deserve to drive her yet. Usually making me call the wife to come tow me home. I guess it's a good combination because when I'm pissed at one I can usually take it out on the other. That strategy sucks by the way. Do not use it with your wife! Although when the stars align just right I can take both out for a lovely drive. As we drive to dinner with the top down Things get a little cold so we throw on the top. Pull up to stop light have little kid in a ricer reving engine. Decide to have a little fun. Wife gets mad , car goes dead & the cycle starts again!
