I did not shave today for the second day in a row. I knew this would mean trouble, the world just treats a stubby man differently.
Anyway a Saturn Vue pulls close up behind me at a stop light. It's a blond woman with dark sunglasses, she's eating an apple like a horse, really going away at it. She chews with her mouth open and takes giant bites, even tilting her head back so the juices don't drip down her neck. Suddenly she stops when she notices me, she puts out a level 9 disapproval vibe. Every time I look in the rear view mirror she shakes her head and beams though her dark sunglasses in a way only women and cops can. My eyes dart to the side view mirror and she catches that too just micro seconds behind my own eye movement, her overt head movement signaling some sort of self righteous hatred of me.
Hey lady, when you passed me I noticed that you are not hot at all, you just have a ravenous appetite which was last seen in a zoo.
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The second incident; I paying for my gas inside of the gas station and a young woman walks in. She gets in line behind me, I move a little to the side and look at her sideways to make sure she is not blocking the aisle should someone else walk in. She gives me a look hard to describe; part "hey homeless guy" part "hey rapist" how dare you look at me. I'll admit I did notice she had a perfect waist to hip ratio for such a young woman, but I never even came close to ogling her.
Oh yea, she was driving a large Pontiac/Buick 4-door no rust, most likely the car her parents gave her to drive. I hope your skin clears up soon kid.
I just did a Google image search using the word
"rapist".
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&um=1&sa=1&q=rapist&btnG=Search+Images
I'm glad I don't drive a panel van.
I gotta go shave now, I can't take much more of this.
