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i think the 1st question should be............
1) will you love me in the morning?
2) is yo daddy rich?
3) can you change oil on a 911?
4) are you good at washing/sandblasting/polishing parts?
5) can you reload quickly,under stress, a 12 ga pump shotgun, a .45?
6) can you balance a check book?
7) can you live within your means?
8) can you gut/skin/quarter a elk/deer?
9) do you need an "outfit" for every activity?
10) do you have any kids or pyscho ex's with restraining orders against them?
11) do you know first aid/cpr?
12) does blood bother you?
13) do you have a passport?
14) do you have a clean background? ie. no wants or warrants?
15) ARE YOU ON ANTI-DEE-PWESSANTS or taking HORMONES?
16) have you had a "pyschotic" episodes?
17) can you drive a stick?
18) can you cook? aside from TV dinners?
19) do you live in a trailer?
20) can you set up keyboards and a pedal steel,amps,mics etc.
hope that helps............should narrow the selection process for you?
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