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Originally Posted by charleskieffner
simple analogy here...........
version I-in az i walk into bank carrying open, to make my legal deposit/withdrawl. bad guy comes in while im in line and says "ME ROBBO EL BANKO!" bad hoombre sees my open carried pistole and shoots me dead. end of carlos de magnifico el jeffe grande!
version II-i like this version better............carlos de magnifico el jeffe grande goes into bank to do his legal biz carrying concealed under happy happy joyful hawaiian shirt. bad hoombree comes in and yells " ME ROBBO EL BANKO!" carlos de magnifico el jeffe grande pulls concealed carry HK P9s .45 and empties mag on his worthless ass, reloads and empties that mag and blows smoke from barrel. all the lil blonde bimbettes come running up to carlos yelling "your are hero" , mayor of the town proclaims it "carlos de magnifico el jeffe grande day", i get the key to the city, a parade, the bank offers me a 1-MILL-ION DOLLAR a year job, with a company supplied patrickmotosports 917 w/3.8liter, and i ride off into the sunset with my soon to be wife. happy ever after with a notch on my P9S .45!
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You're a riot!
Version II is of course the adolescent fantasy that sustains the gun lobbyists, and which turns otherwise rational human beings into blithering idiots. I accept this sad state of affairs for what it is.
I'd love to hear from one of you gun-toting righteous citizens who have actually foiled a dastardly crime by being in the right place at the right time with your concealed cannon.
This must happen all the time according to the frequency with which this scenario is offered as an argument in support of the right to carry.
Let's hear some examples from the real world.