[legion]

Chuck Norris on Twitter:

"Round-house kicked a grisly bear for fun. Ate its heard for breakfast. Vanquishing my enemies no longer brings the satisfaction it once did. Perhaps a trip to North Korea next month will bring some enjoyment. Round-house kicking Castro two years ago didn't bring the press coverage I thought it would."

"Got visited by the Secret Service today. Something about my fist and feet posing a systemic risk to the president. I glared at the two guys until they burst into flames. Perhaps a trip to DC is in order..."