[speeder]

But I laughed my ass off. I hope like hell that none of his friends or, god forbid, family visit here but this is as close to a *man bites dog* story as I've ever seen in the news. The godamn fish he was eating got revenge on the way down.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/04/a-charter-boat-crew-member-choked-to-death-after-swallowing-a-bait-fish-as-a-joke-in-front-of-elementary-school-children-duri.html