[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by billwagnon

Granted, but then you don't take the call for the schizophrenic diabetic crackhead whose voices are telling him to give the doctor his 959.

I wish I could think of anything I don't have that I would wish for.

Granted. But then you realize that you aren't as lucky as you thought you were, that your entire life is a lie, and that you've actually been living in poverty.

I wish I could have every car in the "crystal ball classics" thread.