[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Granted but now you've got a spare set of nuts and hershey bars where your butt used to be and it hurts like a mother every time you try and sit down...

I wish the economy was better.

Granted. But the upturn is due to outsourcing and you're still unemployed.

I wish low calorie beer really tasted like beer.