Congratulations Dave! He's a cutie! This will be the
best adventure of your life. You're about to learn a
lot of new things
Some examples...
"Look at that, it shot right up his back"
"You're not gonna nurse him here, are ya?"
"Can you hand me a towel so I can wipe this off me"
"I guess babies can't process corn very well"
"We only have one, he has to sleep sometime"
Scott.