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Originally Posted by GothingNC View Post
Mention that you have a rifle ready and will take care of the perpetrators yourself unless an officer arrives within 5 minutes.
And when the 9-1-1 screener says...

"Sir... please don't do that... we will get an officer on the way as soon as possible. Okay, now stay on the phone with me."

...then you should say...

"Can't do that. My aim's no good when I'm on the phone. Good bye."
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