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Originally Posted by porsche4life
Man sure is nice to live five miles out of town. The only disturbance is the occasional Jehovah.
A friend of my dads lives way out and has a 1/2 mile drive with a gate. He gets ppl that come try to sell him crap all the time. Some people are just retarded.
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...reminds me of when I was younger. (Grew up in the country) My dad and I were working in the garage when we heard a car coming down our driveway (which is like 1/8 mile long). a Town Car pulls up and out pops a guy wearing a three piece suit, holding a briefcase.
The first words out of his mouth were: "Howdy folks, have you seen The Lord today?"
my dad, without missing a beat, replied "oh man, you just missed him. he was here about 15 minutes ago."
The guy didnt say a single thing...just turned around and got back in his car and drove back up the driveway. classic.