[Zeke]

When I first started dating, I always went for the slightly mousey and very skinny ones. Add in red hair and I was all in. I actually got up and walked out on a couple of porkers and they weren't that fat, just big. Now an old man, I wouldn't care for the bean poles.

Give me some meat on the bones. The red hair still gets me, but it's got to be real, even if it's now almost brown or with gray.