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Maxine, a 93 year old woman is despondent over her husbands recent death.
She decides to kill herself to join him in the after-life.
She digs out his old Army pistol.
Since her heart is broken she decides that she will shoot herself there (heart).
Not wanting to miss, she calls a doctor to ask the 'exact' location.
"On a woman," he replies, "your heart is just below your left breast."
Maxine was later admitted to the emergency room with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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