[Hugh R]

When I got mine the nurse said she needed a "sample" a few weeks later to make sure there were no guys getting through. I said OK and she proceeded to give me a really, really great blowjob. When she was done, I was leaving and there were three guys in the adjacent room looking at Playboys and wacking off. I turned to the nurse and said "WTF?" and she said "Oh, they only have HMO's you have better insurance".