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How to NOT get a rooster bite.

DON'T PUT YOUR FINGERS THROUGH THE WIRE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!




So my son and I met my wife and daughter for a picnic today and took the 911 for a drive after.

We strolled through historic Frankenmuth which has a covered bridge, shops, and a riverboat.

Oh, and a cage with birds in it. A couple of peacocks, 2 biga$$ Rhode Island Reds, and some pigeons.

I bought some feed and called the roosters over to us. One was growling. I thought this was kind of strange but I haven't been around enough roosters to know if it is normal or not. Eh, whatever.


Soooooooo, to show my son what happens if you stick your fingers through the cage wire, I did it.





The SOB got my finger but good. Felt like a pinch, really. My son freaked out, however.


He thought the rooster was trying to suck my blood..........like a vampire.


Note to self: Don't let son watch anymore bat/vampire videos.



When we arrived home later, he told my wife that "Daddy got bit by a chicken".

She pretty much just shook her head and chuckled.
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