I got a good laugh out of this
Quote:
1967 Baja Bug Price: $2800
1967 Redneck Porsche
$2,800.00
(or 3,000 shares GM stock)
83 mm Big Bore Kit
Front disc brakes
Reclining seats
Antique AM/FM Cassett
Moon Roof (after market pop-up)
Tachometer and oil pressure gage
Road Runner horn
Ahooogha horn
Moose horn
Back-up light
Has been mistaken for UFO in seven counties
Perfect racing record: 100% losses
Has only been airborne once (pilot got sick)
Comes with new windshield and boot (not installed)
Roof mount off-road light bar and lights
(with purchase)
Spring over shocks
Gets up to 4 PPG (people per gallon).
Not a show car but a daily driver and fun car. Sold "as is" with Texas title. $2800 is final price and not negotiable. Purchaser to arrange transport.
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