[RWebb]

you do NOT need to convert her

what you need to do is to get her to try a little experiment... with YOU

if the experiment fails for her, then:
- "gee honey.. we should try again -- maybe with one or two of your red hot lesbian friends"
- "no, no -- it's not an imposition on me."
- "I'm willing to do whatever it takes to help you get to the - ah - bottom of this."