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Mein lieber Gott im Himmel!

I've been told that I'm a good judge of character—and that woman looks stark raving mad to me.

"Pet rabbit on the stove and dog nailed to the door" raving mad.

I fail to detect even a single shred of sanity.
Ah, you saw the private photos, then. Yes indeed, she will cook your bunny.

One of the most beautiful girls I ever dated, and one of the craziest in the sack (She would make sucking sounds and a pop, during extraction!), was THE CRAZIEST by far. And I have dated and married crazy women.

And by crazy, I don't mean the casual stuff. I mean the institutionalized kind.

This one looks like she could exceed Kristina and Mary combined! Snipe, if she had the skills my 1st wife had (that would be Mary), you are missing out!
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