[Porsche-O-Phile]

Not to worry, the government will just print more money and raise taxes on the rest of us in order to bail out these poor folks that were obviously forced at gunpoint to sign their purchase agreements by their mean evil bankers. They're all victims and obviously have nothing whatsoever to do with the predicaments they now find themselves in due to buying into a bunch of sales-driven hype or speculation or anything like that. Oh no.