Outstanding Bob! As an outsider to your group I didn't catch the humor in your post. I went to another site with Cayenne owners that were an extremely nasty lot on warrantee weenies and even less helpful than what I received here.
My questions may have seemed low tech to you but up here in the great white north the closest dealer is 180 miles away. I would prefer to find a social site of enthusists and just talk cars.
Now, You need to see I'm a serious Porsche guy and a real seat of the pants reverse engineer. Some of you may have figured out what I'm up to. Some may have not.
So, Meet the Alien.
Anyone wishing to see the car in the raw I will be in So Cal next weekend at the WCR. Here's a link to the event posted here on the Pelican 914 site.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=453820