[JMPRO]

I like bread and have been up to my ears in it. I worked for Wonder bread as a route salesman and for Oroweat in sales. When I first started for Oroweat I left the depot one morning with a full load in the old 54 ford bread truck. Some dufas made a left turn in front of me and I bounced off the side of his car went up a curb and hit a bus stop bench and then a palm tree. Needless to say the forward momentem of the 1500 pieces of bread prevented them from stopping when the truck did . When I finally got stopped I was up to my ears in bread. Nealy evevy loaf was piled up in the cab with me. When I got the side door open dozens of loafs of bread and muffins came cascading out onto the pavement like some sort of cartoon. The police said the bread is probably what kept me from being hurt. Thats when I invented air bags except mine were little bags filled with dough.