Agreed.
Yes, the military will help you with a 2nd bachelor's if you want. Talk to a recruiter. You can either get up to $65k to pay off your student loans (if you have them) or GI Bill eligibility if you want to pursue another degree. Having a B.S. or higher makes you eligible for OCS which helps.
Yes, this is another option I'm seriously considering for myself right now and I've been researching it extensively.
They're gonna' love you as one of them liberal Berkeley hippie boys though...