[J P Stein]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Chuck Norris has chunks of guys like Bruce Lee in his stool.

No one defeats Chuck Norris. not even chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris.

In the beginning there was nothing. then Chuck Norris round-house kicked the nothing and told it to get a job. That is how the universe was created.

Chuck Norris invented the theory of relativity. When Einstein stole the idea, Chuck Norris round-house kicked him so hard he turned into Steven Hawking.

Ya still got it, Sammy.