[johnco]

Wile E. Coyote and his wife Wilma
Husband and wife team of recent customers decided to pull down this 20ft 1 1/2 pipe standing near their fence. instead of cutting it off or digging it up, they hook a chain to it and connect to his truck. so he's pulling and pulling while the wife directs the operation. quite a pull since the pipe is set in a couple feet of concrete. he keeps pulling. she stands there watching. suddenly the pipe starts to come down. instead of ripping out of the ground, it bends at ground level. pipe hits her in the leg breaking her ankle and ripping her shin open. after returning from 1/2 day in emergency room, he takes out his Acme reciprocating saw and cuts off pipe.