[onewhippedpuppy]

Way back when I was getting rid of some junk from a remodeling project in a dumpster. I come to a nearly 10' piece of 3/4 CPVC pipe. Of course it's too long to fit into the dumpster without hanging out, so I elect to try cramming the relatively flexible pipe in further, assuming it will lodge itself under the other debris. Now that I've managed to put it under a large amount of tension, the pipe fires itself out of the dumpster, landing a direct hit just above my left eye and slicing my eyebrow wide open. Moment of brilliance right there.